We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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