It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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