Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
