the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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