More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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