Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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