I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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