How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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