Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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