ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We need to rekindle our bromance
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I AM VODKA MAN
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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