last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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