her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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