You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
