part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
where are my eyebrows?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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