My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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