I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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