I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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