just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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