So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
