So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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