Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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