Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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