I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
