since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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