your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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