PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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