what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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