Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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