He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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