I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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