Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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