i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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