You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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