ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
