Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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