Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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