True but thats because hes a fetus.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
