can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
