So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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