When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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