everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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