Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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