just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
