How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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