I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
