I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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