so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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