trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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