I looked at my own cervix.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do vagina's smell?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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