I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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