isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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