I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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