Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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