are you still at the devil's house?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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