ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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