I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
