The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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