So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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