The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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